Welcome to your Confessional!

oh u have got to be fucking kidding me

I TRY TO NOT TALK SO MUCH AND APPARENTLY NOT SO MUCH IS TOO MUCH COMPARED TO ASH AND STEWIE. HOW THE FLYING FUCK DID I MANAGE TO GET IN THIS POSITION? THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SIMPLE .

i 100% have fucked my game up

like no doubt in my mind i definitely just fucked it up entirely

i did my math wrong and now i’m paying for it by the essay i sent willy

i can’t handle the pressure !! willy will see that they bought a vote nullifier and then use his idol. ash and stewie expect for me to vote for flapjack, and willy and flapjack expect for me to vote stewie. I DIDNT WANT TO BE IN THIS FUCKING POSITION

anyways so.. ash is a paranoid mess from what i’ve learned. that’s his style of gameplay. i’m trying to see… if i set up the paranoia correctly, would he agree to flip?

here’s my thing, this falls back on me entirely. what i want to happen is i want to speak with ash about the vote if it were to tie. i’ll basically throw stewie utb about his whole final four thing with willy. EVEN if that is fake, stewie does clearly have people misted if he was gifted tokens. then, i will try and make ash say first that we shoule vote stewie out in a revote. if he does, he will take credit for this move, and the hot seat would be on him, not me

now, if ash doesn’t agree, this leads to a whole other problem. i need for ash to agree, or i’m fucking an entire side over. i could go with the people who i think have my back, or i could go for the people who i’m probably on the outs with. willy received a gift of 15 tokens from THREE people. obviously, both willy and stewie are huge targets. the only issue here is that stewie has more connections over willy

even if ash does understand but doesn’t want to vote stewie, that would work too. at this in that scenario, he would help me explain to my side everything that went down

best way for this to go is for ash to be convinced it was his move that we should take stewie out, not mine. i don’t see it happening, BUT it would be the best option

i could easily go with initial green and we could just buy a shit ton of the extra votes right away so that they’re gone and nobody can buy them. that’s an easy option. if this were to work though, i would be able to cover both sides

ngl, best scenario here is for willy to just not use his idol LMAO. as long as stewie used the vote nullifier, we would be completely fine in that scenario

or.. that could happen?

now i just look fucking stupid

i’m losing my mind at this GAWD JUST FOR STEWIES BLOW UP ALONE I WISH HE STAYED

omg WAIT merge might be at final 12..

Expect the unexpected

okay jeff

Your gif reminds me of a spider that jumps from the ceiling

i can’t tell if that’s a diss or..

i literally … am on my death bed again. i accidentally ate bad shrimp and now ive thrown up FOUR MF TIMES