Welcome to your Confessional!

my tribe is as talkative as a sloth is fast. absolute ZERO

100 on a parlay. 1. denver broncos (-10.5) at -110 odds. 2. under (41.5) for the Broncos game at -110 odds

also, i’m honestly confused here and just want to make sure. this is the ny jets against the broncos. i’m betting that the broncos will win, so i hope i did this right?

oh and 1 is the spread btw accidentally took that word out

i’ll send 15 sq tokens to bellatrix lestrange 

personalized message: we haven’t met, but jessica chose you first. i like jessica, so i indirectly like you <3

Yelena wrote:

100 on a parlay. 1. denver broncos (-10.5) at -110 odds. 2. under (41.5) for the Broncos game at -110 odds

also, i’m honestly confused here and just want to make sure. this is the ny jets against the broncos. i’m betting that the broncos will win, so i hope i did this right?

You did......and you're sick for it cause I'm a Jets fan

sorry bae but google says ur losing

Yelena wrote:

sorry bae but google says ur losing

Take a guess at what's under the mallet

the jets scoreboard

I'm actually busy that day, it's you

oh wow… HOSTS !! THIS CARTOON CHARACTER IS TRYING TO MURDER ME

anyways im changing

100 on a parlay. 1. chicago bears spread (+7.5) at -115 odds. 2. under (44.5) for the bears at -110 odds 

also just to be clear, when it says under 44.5, does that mean for BOTH teams combined? or just the bears?

Yes both combined! and ok!

no bc i’m not sure how i got tokens for a confessional today bc idt i’ve sent 100 words in here but eye will take it !!

Counting a lot of your non sequiturs as confessionals. I’ve been more lax with confessionals because there have been instances where people aren’t doing any lmao.

omg period as they shouldn’t be

ngl as much as i feel bad for pink… if they truly were up until 1 am doing research, they would’ve come across at LEAST one website that stated how to bet correctly. almost every website that i visited (keep in mind, i researched like five different games), it told me to bet either over or under with the correct sign or how to bet my spread with the correct sign

anyway i actually have zero idea on if i even won my thing so did i or not

Nope, the bears lost by more than 7 :/

LMFAOOOO NOT ME TELLING EVERYBODY MY THING WON WHEN IT DIDN’T

see now this is where i begin to lose my goddamn mind 

for one, if willy is abt to tell me he found an idol from the being expelled from the forum thing i am going to freak tf out

second, if he did actually win that comp, why did ariel have to gift hers and he doesn’t?