Welcome to your Confessional!

could be my last confessional, so ill say this. Ruby you fucking sucked with your get out willy plan. biggest flop i've ever seen. piper, the next week, you flopped by getting out ariel. both of you are so strong minded and it cost you both your games and mine too. istg i suck at games but you two have pissed me off beyond belief but i still love u guys

no its not bizarre that willy/jessica are in the lead to win this, when we flopped so hard. i dont have trouble giving credit where credit is due, but it just seems like piper/ruby let this outcome happen more than getting out played? like yall gmfu lol

with piper leaving im extreeeemely demoralized. man this sucks. im not as invested though i would love to see zia in the end. shes had a rough game since the merge and for no good reason lmfao

ok i am moralized again hahahaa. if jess goes out tomorrow, ideally want willy out next after that.

from a game perspective, i dont want to go anywhere near a f3 with zia and ruby either, but i think zia really deserves it but i like ruby, so idk what i'd do if i can even make f6.

i think me and jess are even lmfao i gave her money, she lied to me once, i lied to her once, we are GOOD

i miss piper, i am over everyone else left honestly. ideally shemar flips and gets out a big target with me, zia, and ruby roday, but idk. if bella is calvin, they know they need to flip on willy at some point...and f7 is a great time. jess would still be loyal to her over anyone left. theres a chance i make it to the end, but we'll see. im lowkey checked out i cant lie, and i reeeeally want immunity today because ash leaving is not at all what i expected

LMFAO

Me when I have to go on zoom but I’m shy

HAHAHHAHA LMAOOO

seeing me, piper, and ruby likely go back to back to back is HEARTBREAKING. WE HAD THIS MAN AND WE FUCKED UP SO BAD . im crying but hey 6th is my best placement )))))))) ... 2nd best was bbq6 in 7th.

piper is definitely snorlax, i just stalked her twitter today and she always does green hearts there too. if she stayed in bbq1, we guaranteed would have had a different game

s1 has 40k more posts than us lmao.. i think we had too many inacts unfortunately but this was so fun for me so idc!

not me liking my enemy shemar moore lol, hes not bad at all

Yimo Tapir wrote:

i somehow end up in this spot in EVERY game, and i really tried not to this time, but im stuck in this middle hahahaha. ruby was giving me attitude today im telling you to save your double vote for YOURSELF. willie has 4 green ass targets before you, and theres a lot of game left to be played till we reach final 8. i think getting willie out is a good move since he is allegedly a comp beast + in a showmance with jessica, but ruby didn't have to be the leader on it. anyway im glad everyones wasting money, but not my bestie! next round, ASH KETCHUM is gone. i have to make sure that happens

jessica is just an unpredictable player, but i love her wild ass. i really want to tell her the truth about this vote but she has loose lips. she told willie about my idol without asking me first and told truman the thing i told her about what zia told me. it's just too risky. sigh. im sadly evicting willy here. im pissing off my oranges f3, but this is def the move for yimo the tapir

i justified evicting willly eventually bc piper and ruby were the only 2 i never lied to

Yimo Tapir wrote:

Ariel wrote:

Do you have any strengths or weaknesses we should know about Flapjack? Like are you speedy or not? Etc?

ARIEL WTF HAHAHA why dont u just ask him for his favorite position to **** in too

lmfao ariel and yelena were the funniest people this season. i did not want her mermaid ass gone AT ALL. PIPER I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY :LMOAO <3

Yimo Tapir wrote:

Yimo Tapir wrote:

ariels never ate a taco? yeah she gotta goooo

NOW YELENA NEVER ATE A CHURRO WTF?

wait nvm im happy i evicted ariel again

ugh im kinda thinking of all situations. im assuming f5 is jess, shemar, omair, bella, and zia.... next week 3 votes is the majority.

at f5, if jess doesn't win immunity, that may be the only shot to take her out. HOWEVER, if i lose f4 immunity, there's a good chance zia and bella vote me out then, or i have to go to the fucking rocks competition.

if jess, zia, me + one of shemar/bella go to f4, i am guaranteed f3. jess and zia def dont want to go with each other , thats so dumb.

it may be a good move for me to push either Bella or Shemar at f5... that way im guaranteed f3. I have a better chance of getting votes next to Jess than Zia tbh. Against Jess, maybe I can pull Ruby, Piper, Truman... against Zia, I think I only get Piper. hmm idk.

i need to gun for immunity tomorrow and keep options open

omfg ghg if i stay i will thank bellatrix so much. if this is calvin, fuck, i dont wanna do that hahahahah but i will