Cast List Evaluation

Cast List Evaluation

This is where I will evaluate each Castaway and determine whether or not I think their character is a good character choice and if I would approach them or not. As always, I do not have a full scope of the game and therefore you should not be offended by anything I say because I am one dumb mf. You can find me on Twitter @CalvinBuzzy.

Addison Montgomery

Not once have I seen Grey's Anatomy. In fact, I quite DISLIKE Grey's Anatomy. I find it boring, stupid. I will not pay one ounce of attention to that show after April Kepner scarred me and my life. Regardless I think this is an ~ok~ choice?

Approachability: 7/10 - Not bad, not stellar, but very... Average.

Andrew DeLuca

Here I was just talking trash on Grey's Anatomy, except this time make Addison into a man. Anyway, copy paste what I said about Addison but make it slightly worse because I am less likely to approach a man no matter how hot. This is time for a slight tangent. I won't lie, I hate when people flirt in these games. I find it stupid. Only time I'll ever flirt in this game is if someone is posting full porn pics in our DM's. Anyway, I think this is a dumb choice because fuck Grey's Anatomy and fuck men.

Approachability: 3/10 - I recognize that other people would approach him, but I would not.

Ariel

Ok, this is a cute pick. I like this pick a lot, but it's not stellar. I would 100% approach them but I find it hard to bond with a cartoon character very much. Definitely great as an early-game thing, but I think they would need to put in more work with me as the season progresses. Based on a choice alone, it's pretty good. It would be even better if live-action Little Mermaid was a popular topic.

Approachability: 8/10 - Good, but not stellar.

Ash Ketchum

I actually think this is a really good choice. It screams **** to me, but that might just be a coincidence. Though I'd LOVE it if he played. I think this is a man that doesn't scream "UNCOMFORTABLE!" and it's one most people should know. I think it's also a very cute choice, I'm surprised we haven't seen it in QGames before.

Approachability: 9/10 - Honestly? Solid. I'd approach almost INSTANTLY.

Bellatrix Lestrange

I don't know jack shit about Hairy Peter or whatever movie she's from, but I know that she's a serving villain queen. I love me some villain choices. I hope she's a bad bitch.

Approachability: 9/10 - Queenery things? I'd approach instantly. I stan villain girls!

Flapjack

Ok I think this is a bad character choice... HOWEVER, I think it's a VERY FUN CHARACTER. The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack was one of the scariest, traumatizing, yet large parts of my upbringing when it was on. It definitely was a mixed bag.

Approachability: 2/10 - Ok, I would approach... But I know others dislike this choice and find it weird.

Hannah Montana

Fun fact: I never watched Hannah Montana growing up. I just never got into it. Though I recognize this is an S-Tier, amazing, everyone knows it, everyone wants it choice. I give this shit a 10/10 for sure. Really, honestly, great pick.

Approachability: 10/10 - Literally the best character choice in this cast.

Jade West

Ok you know how I said Hannah Montana was the best character choice in this cast? I ACTUALLY LIED! It's literally Jade West. Jade West QUEEN. I fucking love her. I hope Jade West wins. She's my winner pick. TEN OUT OF TEN.

Approachability: 10/10 - Literally the best character choice in this cast. SOOOO Much better than H*nnah M*ntana

Jessica Day

I have never watched New Girl, however comma, I do love her style and her nice attitude, so I think I'll let Jessica slide. I think she's approachable, I think she's got a cute vibe.

Approachability: 8/10 - Radiating Theodora Crain energy and yikes!

Mr. Brown

Not going to lie, I have ZERO clue who this is and I have ZERO clue what piece of media they're from. Gonna have to give it a low scoring for that reason, idk and idc. I can't score what remains mysterious. I will gift mystery points, though.

Approachability: 1/10 - Literally who are you?

Piper Halliwell

So it's a really good choice, however comma, there is a separate forum game series at the moment which had a player named TJ in it who did really well as a Piper Halliwell, so people who are acquainted with BBEvo might feel weird about this secret, second Piper. I still think it's a good character choice, but not a good one with the information knowing about the first Piper. HOWEVER COMMA, MAYBE IT'S REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY SO PEOPLE THINK THIS IS A COMPLETE NEWBIE?!!??!

Approachability: Either a 3/10 or a 10/10- I'm not sure whether or not this is genius

Ruby Matthews

Amazing character choice. Sex Education Season 3 JUST came out, so it's hot, topical, and easy to play as. People will want to talk about the BRAND new season and this is a perfect place to jump off of and start. Easy, easy, very smart. I praise proper thinking.

Approachability: 10/10 - Literally yas go queen using her brain!

Sandor Clegane

Ew...

Approachability: 1/10 - Literally ew

Shemar Moore

Someone on Criminal Minds? Someone sexy? Ok this pick isn't bad! Glad we're back to some middle-tier picks. Idk, this one seems pretty ok. Someone sexy so you can flirt, someone who doesn't look gross, someone who people look at them and want them to do well? Ok, pop off!

Approachability: 7/10 - Back to some good picks!

Stewie Griffin

Ok so this one I'm conflicted on. I would find it hard to connect with a Stewie Griffin, but I also would find it easier to trust him. I think it's an overall alright choice for starting the game because a lot of people know him and it would just be easy to strike up a conversation.

Approachability: 6/10 - Another middle-tier pick, nice!

Truman Burbank

Ok this is a really good pick, especially for a male pick. Truman is someone that most CULTURED people SHOULD KNOW, someone approachable, and overall non-threatening. I find it to be a cute pick as well. It's hard to find good men picks, but I think one was found overall.

Approachability: 9/10 - Really surprised, actually.

Willy Wonka

GOD, I HOPE THIS IS THE NEW WILLY WONKA AND NOT THE GENE WILDER WILLY WONKA. No offense to Gene Wilder, may he rest in peace, but I think it would be SO funny to see a Johnny Depp Wonka pop off on a Tribal Council.

Approachability: 8/10 - I mean, everyone knows Willy Wonka. As long as he isn't weird, then he should be fine.

Yelena

IDK which Yelena this is so I can't do anything.

Approachability: 1/10 - Who