Hello, welcome to my special segment called, Roasting These Bitches Alive, and today we will start off with the wretched Brownies, I mean Indominus, I meant Flopdominus Rex:
Flapjack
Did you get lost at sea?? Flapjack? Let's try FLOPjack cause you just, ugh.
Piper
Girl who are YOU?! Did you not see there was alREADY a Piper in BBE? I don't even have much to say about you, so I'll call you Pooper cause you're probably sweeping the POOP deck right now
Ruby
Didn't they name a disease after you?? Why is Rubella here, y'all tryna make us sick?
Sandor
For the Intro Feast, who brought the cyclops here?
Shemar
Shemar Moore what? More luck in comps? More competent tribe members?
Willy
You look like a fairy princess -- that resides over the pits of hell.
ONTO the best tribe ever:
Ariel
The only world you're GOING to be a part of is the one off this island when I summon Ursula to take your ashy legs away
Ash
Whatchu catchin', eviction votes? Tribe wins? Dislike from your tribe? Which is it, Ketchup bot?
Jade
I almost said something, then realized there wasn't anything to say.
Truman
The only truth to your name is how carried away you're getting in these daily tasks! Stop spamming us when we don't respond!
Yelena
You started off so nice, and then you FLOPPED and cost us one of our gear you dolt!
Zia
I don't know you well enough, but if I had to say something, you look like a knockoff Negasonic Teenage Warrior. Pixie cuts only work for some!
NOW for the irrelevant tribe
Andrew
See if I knew more about you I would say more, but you ain't got NOTHING for me to talk about. The only DOCTOR from grey's that's relevant is Kepner! How bout I just call you Ant-Rew cause you kinda got an anteater face
Bellatrix
Strange definitely holds up to your name, Jesus, girl you need a tan and some clippers
Hannah
You get the BEST of NO worlds cause clearly you're the biggest flop on your team. Just stick to singing.
Jessica
Which day? Monday? Tuesday? There's no Jessica-day. That was lame, but you know what won't be? The DAY you getcha ass voted out!
Mr. Brown
Chile if I had to pick someone from your tribe to have left, it would've been you. You give nothing. You should've just been on the Brownies tribe by default to match that ridiculous name and performance.
Yennefer
Knock-off Jennifer, and I said that shit!
Yimo
Oh, look it's Ant-rew. Oh wait, wrong ant-eater.