Addison Montgomery - Go on girl give us nothing
Andrew Deluca - Mans was flirting with a fish yesterday, exudes weirdo behaviour if you ask me
Ariel - You spend all that time bathing in water, yet we can still smell your fishy stench from the other side of the island.
Ash Ketchum - Looks like John
(Not saying that’s a bad thing just couldn’t come up with anything that’s the first thing that came to mind ADDHDJDJDKDK)
Bellatrix LeSTRANGE - Yeh you strange as hell
Flapjack - Flopjack
Hannah Montana - Just like in your show you have two faces.
Jade West - Jade.. Jade..Jade???? No really who even was that and how did anyone notice her disappearance
Jessica Day - Jessica I hope you have a nice day, I lied I hope it sucks!
Mr. Brown - Tell me you’re a filler without telling me you’re a filler
Piper Halliwell - Miss Piper Peakaboo Halliwell, you better stop stalking before u have multiple restraining orders filed against
Ruby Matthews - That’s me, I am the moment
Sandor Clegane - Can’t believe we let the homeless man from the island were filming in join the cast
Shemar Moore - If only you had the same the personality to go with your exquisite looks
Stewie Griffin - You have a fetish for killing mothers so get your tiny ass away from Piper!!
Truman Burbank - CONSTANTLY SPILLING!!!!!! Curdled Milk
Willy Wonka - Aren’t you supposed to be sweet like candy?? All I’m getting is dull and dry
Yelena - Imagine having the audacity to drag down such an iconic character while having the personality
Yennefer - Ye-Noefer (PLS I HATE THIS I SUCK BALLS)
Yimo Tapir - You maybe won the first reward challenge with the spin of a wheel but before you know it you’ll be spinning out of tribal on the first plane home
Zia Rodriguez - I have nothing, you give me nothing therefore I have nothing. DO BETTER!!!
DO NOT READ I REPEAT DO NOT READ BECAUSE I CANNOT READ AND I WANT TO SAVE YOU THE SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT I REPEAT DO NOT READ
Subject: Ruby’s Roast 
Wed 22 Sep - 11:51:37
