Roast time

ok hold on

Addison Montgomery - Literally who are you? You left first but I'm not sad.
Andrew Deluca - How do I roast ppl idk, you give me nothing
Ariel - you're pretty but looks are deceptive, I know you're a fish but something about your personality really stinks.
Ash Ketchum - you can't even catch on to when people don't like you good luck catching a Pokemon.
Bellatrix Lestrange - You're suppose to be evil but you ain't even mildly scary.
Flapjack - your name makes all the jokes I ever could
Hannah Montana - You sound like a cat choking on a razor blade when you sing
Jade West - Rawr what am I? A t-rex
Jessica Day - You're only quirky to hide your deep rooted insecurities
Mr. Brown - idk who you are and I don't want to
Piper Halliwell - try and put a spell on me I dare you, then maybe you'll survive past our first tribal meeting
Ruby Matthews - You couldn't even get Otis to stay w you, what makes you think I'll keep you in this tribe
Sandor Clegane - Your face is the joke
Shemar Moore - Idk you and I'm glad
Stewie Griffin - you are a baby, both in body and personality
Truman Burbank - you are so hit or miss I'd think you were me taking my first drivers test
Willy Wonka - go back to your factory there are no coffee beans here
Yelena - stop pretending you're sick to get sympathy (I know ur not im sorry ily)
Yennefer - who?
Yimo Tapir - ur an animal, and not even a good one
Zia Rodriguez - ur bad at roasts