Ariel's Grotto (Thoughts)

So this is that betch's answer:

"if i'm being honest, the reason why i hadn't answered you was because i felt like you didn't really care to talk to me? i know it's bad to assume, but i felt like i would respond to you with full blown sentences and you'd just respond to me in one or two sentences so i felt like you didn't want to get to know me or even converse with me :/ i am really hoping that that's not the case, but it is how it made me feel. again, i just want to be fully transparent with you."

Gurl. Are you dumb? You act like I sent you one word responses. Chile we just met. If you had answered me we could've kept talking to get to know each other. You think my first message to you is going to be a 5 page essay about what I like to eat, what I like to watch, my favorite color, who I trust and don't trust, what bra size I wear, how many CEOs I've dreamed of sleeping with, etc? Betch you crazy as hell. You really tried. Peppa literally almost showed up on her ass, but I'm gonna kerp it cute and act all apologietic and so sad and sorry when I really give all of ZERO F*CKS. Betch you are right to think that. I do not care to talk to you or know you. Should we have lost I was probably booting your ass. You Jessica, like every other castaway on this island, are nothing more than a toy to me to pick up and play with until you outlive your usefulness or I get bored of you and then will proceed to throw you away. I care for NO ONE except Ariel. (I say that now belut we all know when I attach to people in these games I care too much and will try to save them. So what I'm a hypocrite? Everyone in the world is <3)

Ewwwwww those typos I want to barf

DAY 7

OH HELL TO THE NOOOO! THESE BETCHES GOT ME F*CKED ALLLLL THE WAY UP!

So Miss Jessica came to me and asked me if I heard anything about a potential vote during the challenge last night and that several people brought it up to her today or something and she didn't hear anything last night. Now all I said last night was "maybe we should lie to the outsiders about where we're voting and maybe say Truman." And I ONLY said that to Zia and Yelena. Zia ass was the one who brought up needing a plan for the vote anyway! So either Jessica ass is lying to cause confusion or Zia or Yelena is trying to be messy. I see these whores online all the time but never hear anything. Are they talking without me? Are they talking about me? Have they realized I practically try to talk with everyone on the tribe??? Don't none of them ever want to message me first I always have to be the one to reach out and I'm SICK of it! If y'all don't want to work with me just say that BETCHES!!!! I do not like this one bit Lowkey need a tribe swap to get away from some of these losers. I need Stewie

And now Zia ass pop up talking about I was talking with Yelena about if we lose majority we do a speed egg or whatever in the middle of the night blah blah blah. That's funny sis. Yelena and I don't talk one on one anymore. Clearly you 2 are closer to each other than you are to me so I need to break that up. Thanks for the info.

Also, I'm pretty sure Willy and Shemar are a duo and that needs to be broken up too

How cute, less typos 🤭

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T BREATHEEEEEEEEE! LAWD HELP ME!!!! DON'T LET ME END UP ON A SORRY ASS TEAM WIT BETCHES THAT DON'T LIKE ME!!! HALLELUJAH!!!! I WILL BE WITH MY FRANDS!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EEEK! My tribe is amazing yasss! Zia swears she loves me so I feel good with her, Yimo wants to work with me so we're good, Ruby owes my ass and we should be getting along, so that leaves Sandor as the odd one out and the one that will be getting the boot should we lose. I almost feel bad because he was so excited to talk to me and loves me ... but he should've put a bag over his head because I do NOT want to keep looking at that ugly ass pic. It's almlst as bad as Yennefer's name ... Scratch that. Her name is still worse. Barf!

The way I have NO idea what's going on lmaoooo. I'm just nodding and smiling while my team figures it out and tells me what to do. Currently guiding the T-Rex towards Morty for making this challenge about football hehe

lol sorry

DAY 8

Okayyyyy I'm lowkey pissed we lost that challenge lmao. The way we would've won had we wrote it the right way but like who even knew how to do that? Those rules are so silly. I mean yeah I could've researched and probably figured it out, buuuuut I wasn't about to do that because I really didn't care eek! I'm not even bothered we lost like Zia and Yimo were lmaooo. They went full Karen and really thought they was about to change sum PLS. Just roll with the punches besties. It is what is. Sandor is obviously the easy vote and he knows it. I can't believe he posted his plea in public lol. How silly of him. I did need that laugh though. Of course the only way I lose and go to Tribal is on a technicality hehe.

I don't know what the HELL is wrong with me. I have a serious lying problem aksjdodldlf. I could've easily told Sandor I was voting him out. But my dumbass literally tells this man I'll vote Yimo out eek! It's good I guess because hopefully he keeps his guard down and doesn't play his idol if he has one (but I doubt he has one lol that's my paranoid tribemates. Namely ZIA). This could totally backfire lmao. At least I hopefully won't be the one to go and hopefully someone else would. Sandor probably gonna be pissed at me if he leave lmaooo. Hopefully this doesn't turn into a joint tribal.

Aw sorry I can see where the confusion stemmed from. It was definitely a lot of information to take in. I’m sorry your tribe lost on a technicality Thank you for your patience and understanding our decision. Keep up the great confessionals king queen!

Awww the way I kinda regret voting Sandor out. He is giving me all the tea on the others lmao. I knew Willy and Shemar were a duo and needed to be broken up. Sandor could've been a great ally because he loved me and got along with Stewie and Bellatrix who I wanted to work with so sigh.

I am pissed! I am devestated! I am frustrated! I am DISTRAUGHT! My heart will never recover from this loss. Wahhhhhhhhhh! Stewie I love you and miss you. We were only together for a brief time, but you managed to become one of my favorite people in this game. I was so excited to be reunited with you and talk with you again and I am so heartbroken I can't. I'm gonna get them betches for you! I don't know what happened because you, Yelena, and Ash should've had majority. Willy ass probably had an idol because Flopjack is worthless. Ooooooh Yelena about to catch this tail! This is all her fault! She picked the damn team! Rageeeeeee! Unless this was her plan all along?

And now these betches on my team talking about pooling money to buy that egg to bring Flopjack over just in case we lose. Ugh the way this could've been avoided if we won. I don't want to send anyone money because it could end up being wasted like last season (Peppa/Tweety/SpongeBob money transfer flop tease) and I feel like this could be a joint tribal because if we lose it was for nothing helloooooo. Then again we could end up winning so who knows? I'm giving my all because I'm not risking going home again. Nope. No ma'am. No sir. No thank you.

At least I'm still here and so close to merge!! Eek! I know it's about to get crazy and I can't wait

But Stewie I am really sad you left. I luv you. I'm so mad I missed what you posted in public

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^ I just said I knew I shouldn't have sent that betch my money we can't even buy the egg now

LMAOOOO I love how my tribe always goes full Karen when something doesn't go their way. Just suck it up and deal with it besties. This summit thing might be more beneficial than using that egg to steal Flopjack.

I'M ABOUT TO PUNCH ZIA IN HER MOTHERF*CKING THROAT! THIS DUMB ASS BETCH I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THAT DAMN EGG! IF THEY JUST LISTENED WHEN THEY WERE TOLD "NO" WE WOULDN'T HAVE WASTED ALL THEM TOKENS. STUPID PARANOID BETCH. OMG THIS IS ALL HER FAULT I HATE HERRRRRRRRRR! GRRRRRRRRRR! AND SHE GONNA LAUGH AND GIGGLE LIKE "oopsies" LIKE SUMN FUNNY. NO HEFFA. YOU F*CKED UP AND YOU BETTER NOT LET ME CATCH YOU SLIPPING OR COME ASK ME FOR NOTHING AGAIN BECAUSE THEN I'M GONNA F*CK YOU UP

F*CK ZIA! I KNEW HER ASS WAS GONNA WIN LMAOOOO. I SUCK AT PUZZLES *tear* I REALLY NEED TO WORK ON THAT. HATE HER AND NOW I HAVE TO ACT ALL FAKE LIKE I'M HAPPY FOR HER UGHHH. TRASH. GUTTER. DUMPSTER. HER ASS DIDN'T EVEN DESERVE TO WIN AFTER ALL THAT WHINING AND COMPLAINING SHE DID.

But it's okay hehe. I doubt I'm leaving. I wish these idiots would try to vote me out muhaha

Eeeek! This is good. People will think those 3 are strong and want to take them out. And maybe they'll want my help to do so. I really need to practicr playing the middle. There can be NO room for mistakes or errors. Can't wait to take them out. Oooh yes this could be very good.

OOOOOOOH I KNEW I SHOULD'VE THREW CHALLENGES WHEN I WAS ON THE SATTLER TRIBE AND VOTED OUT JESSICA STUPID ASS. THAT BETCH AND WILLY TRYING TO COME FOR ME BECAUSE I'M "chaotic"???? BETCH WHERE???? I MIND MY BUSINESS AND BEEN NOTHING BUT NICE. SEE? SEE HOW THEY DO. ALWAYS TRYING TO COME AT ME FOR NOTHING. IF I LEAVE TOMORROW I AM DRAGGING THE HELL OUT OF JESSICA AND EVERYONE ELSE TOO IDGAF. I'M STILL GONNA BE A JUROR SO THEY BOUT TO MESS UP.

Well I feel like today's my day. I already have my goodbye speech written up and ready to post. Goodbye confessional! I'm gonna miss you! Though my time's most likely getting cut shorter than I'd have liked, I thoroughly enjoyed myself this season. Way less stressful hehe. Thank you for everything best hosts ever! I hope you enjoyed me as much as I enjoyed you <3